My Ten Favourite Doc Johnson Dildos
No more will you have to duel with your lover over the perfect D because, with this remarkably realistic dildo, you are the orgasmic winner every time! This dildo was moulded from a REAL erect penis, and you can’t get more perfect than that! With the authentic feel and look, you will be screaming out with divine bliss!
This dildo can also be suction cupped to any surface, so whether you want to be bouncing off the walls or the kitchen counter, the options are endless, and they don’t stop there! If you really want to ramp your sex life up, you can even attach this dildo to your harness to give your lover the ride of their life!
Bring a whole new meaning to the Super Soaker; this ejaculating dildo is everything you want and more! Never will you need a natural penis again because this dildo does it all! The seven inches of realistic girth and the authentic look isn’t the only thing that will have you squealing with joy; the exhilarating ejaculation will!
With a syringe attached, you can make all of your busting fantasies come true! The special jizz juice is curated to give you a fulfilling climax and results in a memorable experience, whether solo or with your lover(s).
This dildo is the real slim-dunk! Perfect for the dildo beginner, the sleek silicone design will give the ideal comfortable insertion, and at a nice 5.5 inches, there is no chance of over-stretching or pushing too far!
This dildo is excellent for vaginal or first-time anal play and is angled perfectly to reach the G-spot or P-spot with great accuracy. You can also try your hand at some harness strap-on play since this dildo can be attached easily to a harness to give your partner that kinky control!
Watch me whip, now watch me ney ney! This kinky whip has turned it up an extra notch. Not only do you have four bulbous weighted tails to spank you to oblivion, but the handle isn’t any ordinary handle, oh no!
With 5.5 inches of ribbed pleasure, you are bound to be screaming for more and be whipped for doing so! Great for our BDSM lovers out there as well as for anyone looking to get into something a little kinkier to spice things up in the bedroom!
Have you always wanted a huge porn star dick inside of you? Well, now is your chance! With this ENORMOUS dildo you will be walking funny for weeks! Thirteen inches of hard as a rock dildo will make even the most avid dildo-er squeal. With its realistic shaft and veins giving you the most intensely authentic experience possible, this dildo is really like no other!
Based on a very famous porn star Dick Rambone’s ACTUAL penis size, you will feel like you’re riding a real pornstar every time!
Who doesn’t love a cheeky finger? But what if a finger is just not enough? What if you want something a little more fisty? Then, this Belladonna’s magic hand will have you punching the air! With a realistic hand design, named after the expert fister herself, Belladonna, you will feel as though she is really there giving you the fisting of your life!
Made with realistic knuckle creases and nail patterns, you will be able to stretch your vagina or anus to fisting heights, whether alone or with your lover(s). So what are you waiting for? Get yourself wrist-deep today!
Have an extremely buzzing time with this realistic girthy vibrator! Doc Johnson has only gone and done it again, but this time with a rumbling twist. Designed with natural veins and shaft, this dildo is perfect for vaginal play, and with it being six inches long, you won’t be disappointed by the size either!
With multiple speeds to choose from, you can control how much buzz you want, or your lover can take over and control how much you are allowed! You are bound to be moaning and groaning with excitement with this vibrating dildo.
The bomb has a set target and is ready for deployment! Get ready for a massive explosion with this large ripple bombshell dildo! Standing at 10 inches and with an eye-watering girth of 8.5 inches at its widest point, this really isn’t for the faint-hearted! Like anything American, everything is bigger in the US, and this thing is HUGE!
With the rippled end, you will be penetrated wider and wider until you explode with sensations! Perfect for any deep insertion lovers, or if you are just up for a challenge, then this engorged dildo is for you!
Girthier the better has never been more adept for this dildo! If you want to be stretched and widened, this dildo at a massive 8.5 inches wide will leave any hole begging for more!
This dildo also can be attached to your harness, so you and your lover can enjoy some real eye-widening and orgasmic penetration, controlling how hard or deep you want this dildo inside of you. With its suction cup design, you can be widened on any surface in your home or outdoors if you’re feeling freaky!
Can you hear a rumbling? That rumbling is your orgasms running down Black Thunder’s cock! This dildo will have your sensations crashing and moaning as loud as thunder. This realistic toy is designed around the actual porn star Black Thunder, making it feel like he is in the room with you!
His penis has a very convenient curve in it, hitting your G-spot or P-spot perfectly, that with the large 9 inches of length, you will never want to stop riding this dildo. The suction cup offers a multitude of options on where you want to receive your pleasure!
How to Use Doc Johnson Dildos?
As seen above, each dildo has various uses, so there is no one way of using them. But the main rule across the board when it comes to sex toys is to make sure they are well cleaned and stored correctly. But not just that, making sure to look after your body too.
Make sure to be well lubed up with water-based lube, and be careful that you don’t push your body to stretch too far without the proper lubrication and stimulation because you can cause damage if you are not careful.
Prices are different depending on what you get and the quality of the product. For example, the Doc Johnson Black Thunder Realistic Vac-U-Lock Dildo costs $69.99. This is a higher price point, but you get a quality dildo made from top PVC material designed to give you the perfect orgasm.
You are paying for the quality, so the higher the price, the better the quality and all of these dildos are designed with longevity in mind, so as long as you clean and store them correctly, they are toys you can reuse over and over again.
Cleaning your sex toys is extremely important; making sure that you wash them before and after use is also critical, and the general rule is if it goes inside you, clean it. It’s common sense, really, but just don’t get lazy with it and make sure to put as much effort into cleaning your toys as you would yourself.
Cleaning products you could use include:
- Alcoholic wipes,
- Sanitising tablets,
- Good old, warm freshwater.
Storing your sex toys is just as important as cleaning your sex toys. Many sex toys come in boxes that you can use for storage, but make sure it’s clean and put them not just in a box but consider a bag to put them in, just to keep any dust or debris off the toys themselves. Also, ensure that they are adequately dried; otherwise, the toys can start to deteriorate.
The Doc Johnson dildos come in many different shapes and sizes, and all have various goals in mind, but no matter your age or sexual orientation, there is something for everyone!
As Ebony P. has said about the Doc Johnson Bust It Ejaculating Dildo with Vac-U-Lock 7 Inch, “Finally a dildo for my strap-on that’s in my skin colour, I’ve been looking for a long time for this. I love the fact that I can give my BF (who’s Caucasian) the ebony experience.
He was a little tight at first, but after some screaming and lube, it went great. I love to peg his white ass with “my dick”.
The shooting of cum is the best. At first, I was using lube for creaming his ass, but after saving some of his cum after a bj, I was able to make him eat his cum from my cock, which was the hottest experience ever.”