Since when was a pump considered to be a sex toy?
I had the exact same question! Although, upon delving into the world of clit and nipple pumps, I certainly wasn’t disappointed.
The pump itself serves as a thrilling vacuum, emulating all of the slurping and sucking-goodness of any oral session. However, with this pump, there’s no grimmacing or being too polite to tell your partner to either go harder or take it easy… you control the level of pump and suction action.
It might sound strange, but these toys will absolutely blow your mind!
My Ten Favourite Pussy, Clit and Nipple Pumps
If you want a little colour and a lot of joy in your life, look no further. This lovely pussy pump comes in a bright orange and purply pink colour scheme, and that’s just the fun getting started. Using a palm-sized bulb, you can pump your pussy to just the right point of suction, and then when you’re ready, release the pressure with the easy-to-use quick release valve.
Once you’ve reached the desired level of suction, you can detach the tube and pump, allowing for discreet wearing while you get down to business! The ideal toy for your foreplay and masturbation needs, this pump really is a beauty.
Simple, effective, and fun sums up this sex toy pretty well. With a four-inch chamber, you can apply suction to your clit, labia majora and labia minor for a complete experience.
The transparent cup allows you to watch the whole thing as it happens, and gives a nice clean aesthetic. It has a quick release valve for when you’re finished or if things get uncomfortable, and you can also detach the pump and tube once you’ve got the pressure right – a handy addition!
This powerful pussy pump combines with a licking vibrator to create something which is really quite wonderful. There are three different suction patterns, and two interchangeable cup styles which can fit on either your nipples or clit. The licking tongue has seven different styles of action, and comes with an optional TPE sleeve if you want to change the sensation!
It’s USB rechargeable and fully waterproof, opening up the world of underwater play. There really isn’t much this thing can’t do, and although it’s expensive, you’re certainly getting your money’s worth.
As far as three-piece nipple and clit sucker sets go, this is a very solid option. The sucking action is operated using the twist top, and allows for very precise suctions levels. The design is very simple, meaning it’s intuitive to use and there isn’t much that can go wrong!
You can apply the pumps to any part of the body, not just the nipples or clit – they’re truly versatile, and allow for quite creative play! They don’t have a quick release option though, so while they’re affordable, they may not be the most suitable option for beginners.
This set comes with cylinders for both nipples and clit, all of which can be operated using the same pump. The bulb pump offers easy suction control, and as the cylinders all have quick release valves, they’re convenient to take off and safe for beginners.
After ten minutes of suction time, it’s advisable to take a break, to allow blood to flow away from the area – other than that, simply lube up the rim of the cylinder and pump away!
Here we have another three-piece set from DOMINIX, but this time with a rather more powerful and futuristic looking hand pump! It comes with three cups – one large, one medium, and one small, so you’re sure to find one which fits you perfectly. Simply attach the hand pump to the cup, lube up the rim, and pump to your heart’s content.
When you reach the desired level of suction, just disconnect the pump and enjoy the sensation. When you’re ready, they’re easy to detach using the quick release valve – a great option for those who find bulb pumps don’t offer quite enough power.
Super powerful and incredibly stimulating, these two vibrating suction cups don’t just suck, they vibrate as well! For those of you looking for a little bit more stimulation, while still operating within a moderate budget, they may just be perfect.
Either place them on your nipples or your clit, and then flick between heaps of different vibration options until you find just the right one. You can insert them, use them for external play, or a combination of the two – it’s up to you!
Sometimes, you just want to take things easy – that might mean that on lazy days, you don’t fancy doing your pump manually. If that’s something that’s ever crossed your mind, then this automatic clit and nipple pump may be great for you! It comes with three cups, one for your clit and two for your nipples, and you can attach the rechargeable pump to each of them in turn until they’re all sucked up.
The aesthetic is perhaps their biggest selling point – they come in a gorgeous pink and rose gold, with transparent cups, and could pass as pieces of fine jewellery!
Lots of pussy pumps can be quite intimidatingly complex; a plethora of pumps, tubes, and cups can put some people off before they even begin! This great pussy pump by Doc Johnson is anything but complex. It’s one unit, with simple and easy to use buttons.
Simply put it on, and the automatic pump sucks in for you! It has three different levels of suction, and 7 different modes of vibration. Always remember to take a break after ten minutes of use – you may feel like going much longer, but it’s sometimes not safe.
Finally on this list of reviews, we have this wonderful, classic vibrating pussy pump. The pump is a standard, hand operated bulb pump, allowing for subtle and controllable suction.
It comes with a vibrating bullet, with a controller to flick through the varying modes and intensities. Just lube up the rim of the cup with your favourite water-based lubricant and you’re ready to go! The cup is reasonably large, and is transparent to allow for a great close up view of the magic.
How to use a sex toy pump – Beginners guide & advice
Pussy and nipple pumps are fairly self-explanatory when it comes to usage in the same way as a penis pump, but there are several tips to making the experience as pleasurable as possible.
Always make sure you lube up the rim of the suction cups before you put them on, both to ensure a proper seal is made and to make sure there isn’t any chafing.
You’ll also want to be aware of how long you use them for; as a safe rule, you shouldn’t do more than ten minutes at a time, whether on your nipples or your vagina. Other than that, it’s up to you to explore and see what works!
Prices
As with everything, there’s quite a lot of variation when it comes to sucking cup prices, depending on how many additions you want.
You can get a simple, hand operated sucking cup for around twenty dollars, or you can spend closer to a hundred bucks if you want something automatic. You can get sets, with two or three cups, and vibrating options as well – the sky’s the limit, so fly as high as you like!
Cleaning
Keeping your sucking cups clean should be your priority. They’ll be in close contact with your most intimate areas, and for your sexual wellbeing, you want to keep everything sanitary.
The cup is the most important part to clean, and shouldn’t pose too much of an issue – just use warm water and a good soap! Always be sure to rinse off any excess soap residue once you’re done washing, as the soap you use might not be too friendly to your skin.
Storage
Just as important as cleaning, in fact perhaps even more so, is keeping the cups clean in between uses. The easiest way to do this is to have a specific bag or box in which you keep them and nothing else. Some toys come with such a storage container, but if they don’t it’s a good idea to get one!
You’ll want to keep the cups in a dry and cool environment, and if you have any doubts as to how clean they are after a long time in a drawer or cupboard, it only takes a second to clean them again. Always better to be safe than sorry!
Recommended for
Obviously pussy pumps are only suitable for those of us with vaginas, but nipple pumps can be used by anyone with nipples – in other words, most of the population! They’re a very fun way to stimulate yourself or your partner, and make a subtle and effective alternative to more ‘conventional’ sex toys.
If you’re looking for something just slightly different, then nipple and pussy pumps could be right up your street! They’re often not too expensive, so even if you’re not the biggest fan, you won’t be losing much – why not give them a go.
