All dildos should have lifelike balls…right?
Well, that’s at least what I think! Dildos are all well and good, but if they need to truly be lifelike, then you’re going to want to use this quick checklist to see if they actually are as close to the real thing as possible:
- Foreskin (or lack of)
- Lifelike head or tip
Let me emphasize that last point… a realistic dildo has to have a pair of balls! And, below, I’ve outlined ten of my favorites that look and certainly feel like the real thing.
My Ten Favourite Dildos with Realistic Balls
Be an absolute baller with this magnificent six inches inside of you! With its firm but flexible stature, you will never have to worry about not having an orgasm again. The defined head, veins, and let’s not forget about the balls; you can be bouncing away in no time. With its suction cup base, you know you can go balls deep anywhere you like, whether that’s against a wall, on the floor or in your bathroom!
This Lifelike Lover will not disappoint, and if you want some extra kinky time, this bad boy can be attached to a harness so you can get your real-life lover to fuck you with this Lifelike Lover. Isn’t that meta or what?!
Sometimes you just have to go balls to the wall and get stuffed with eight inches of pure King Cock realness! In this case, bigger is most definitely better. Along with the massive length, this fleshy goodness is also packing girth and balls for your pleasure. The lifelike veins, bulging balls and shaft will have every bit of you tingling for more as it is perfectly angled for the most intense orgasms!
Not only does this king cock have a suction cup so you can be fucked wherever you want, but it also has harness capabilities meaning your lover can get involved giving you a good drilling with this monster cock, making your night one to remember.
Who doesn’t want some amazing BBC action? Well, whether it is in the privacy of your own home or in front of your lover to make them squirm with jealously, this King Cock will have you screaming for more! Eight inches of pure length, girth and joy, this dildo will not disappoint. With realistic veins, shaft, and those beautiful balls, you can ride all night long, giving yourself orgasm after orgasm.
To make your life even better, this dildo comes with a suction cup so you can ride with no hands and just full submerge yourself into the fuck session. But wait! If you want to get your partner involved, you can! With harness capabilities, you can strap in and get fucked as deeply or as gently as you like or let them take full reigns on your pleasure!
Sometimes a classic cock and balls is just not enough, so let’s step it up a notch with this Likelike Lover Classic Remote Controlled Dildo! Not only can you have six inches of the realistic shaft, veins and balls inside of you, but to make your life even better, you can now, at a flick of a switch, turn your regular orgasm into a vibrating, shaking mess of gratification.
With three speeds and seven distinct patterns to enjoy, you can have the most joyful masturbation session of your life. Or get your lover involved, give them the remote and let them rule entirely over your orgasms. Not only does it vibrate, but it has a suction cup and harness capabilities so that you can be fucked and buzzed all at the same time!
You can’t beat the classic, can you? Just perfect in every way, this Lifelike Lover Dildo has six inches, all for your pleasure. With classical, realistic balls to rub yourself against, veins to slide inside of you and shaft to blend perfectly into your P or G-spot, this dildo is the definition of perfection.
It also has a suction cup at the base, so you can place this dildo wherever you would like and ride your little heart out. Not only that, but it can attach to a harness so your lover can fuck you with the strap-on. Life doesn’t get much better than that!
If you are craving a good filling, then this Classic Girthy Dildo is the one for you! Sometimes, all a person needs is to be royally stuffed, and this dick will do that. With seven inches to touch the back of your throat, you will be begging for it not to stop as you slide up and down this monstrous cock! With the realistic veins and shaft, you can pleasure your clitoris with these bulbous balls for extra stimulation.
This Lifelike Lover Dildo comes with a suction cup at the base, too, so you can plant yourself on top of this beast wherever you’d like, from the hallway to the kitchen counter; the choice is entirely yours. If you want to let your lover have some control over you, strap this into a harness and let them have their way with you.
Have you ever come across the perfect D? Well, your search is over because we have it! This Perfect D Dual Density Dildo will give you the authentic feel of a realistic cock every single time. With a whopping 5.5 inches of pure girth and seven inches of length, you will have tears of joy as this gets pounded into you!
With the length and girth also comes the realistic veins, shaft and bountiful balls that you can slide onto and perch yourself against to give added stimulation as you ride. The suction cup allows you to place this dildo where you see fit and can also be attached to a harness so you can have your lover take charge instead.
Giving a whole new meaning to fanny flutters, this Realistic Girthy Vibrating Dildo will fill you to the brim with eight inches of realistic veins, shafts and girth. The massive balls at the bottom are where you can rest your clitoris when you want some added sensation. If that wasn’t enough for you, you can be buzzed from the inside out with its vibrating capabilities.
Try up to ten different vibrating functions, all of which have various ways to have you buzzingly bouncing up and down with pleasure and with the suction cup to keep it still; you can ride hands-free with no worries of fucking too hard. You can also get a thrill by attaching it to a harness and allowing your partner fuck you with this fantastic vibrating dildo as well!
Perfectly sized at seven inches, this Perfect D Realistic Dildo is the cock you have been dreaming about. No longer will you have to suffer because, just like Goldilocks, you found one just right! The Dual Density means you can have a more authentic feeling fuck sesh. The incredibly accurate bulbous vein design, the curvy shaft that is angled perfectly to find your G-spot or P-spot and the huge ballsack that you can sit and glide yourself over to add to your intense orgasm.
This dildo comes with a suction cup, so you can stick it down and fuck wherever you want! With its harness attachment, you can have your lover fuck you with the Perfect D; it doesn’t get much better than that!
Want to live out your BBC fantasy? This big boy will do that for you; with seven inches of pure chocolate delight, you will be making Willy Wonka jealous! The Dual Density allows you to live out your fantasy with complete authenticity. The realistic bulging veins, the angled shaft for perfected G-spot gratification, and massive balls to bounce yourself against you can’t go wrong with this Perfect D Dildo.
You will be in a world of pure imagination as you ride yourself to oblivion with the confidence this cock will stay in place. With the suction cup below the balls, you can stick this treat wherever you like. If you want to be fucked rather than you doing the fucking, this dildo has harness capabilities so that you can get the golden ticket to the perfect orgasm.
How to use the lifelike balls on your dildo (and how to look after them!)
As seen above, each dildo has various uses, so there is no one way of using them. But the main rule across the board when it comes to sex toys is to make sure they are well cleaned and stored correctly. But not just that, making sure to look after your body too.
Make sure to be well lubed up with water-based lube, and be careful not to push your body too far without the proper lubrication and stimulation because you can cause damage otherwise.
Prices vary from dildo to dildo, but the general rule is that you get what you pay for. You are paying for longevity and quality of product, so yes, it might be expensive initially, but it will save you money long-term.
For example, Lifelike Lover Classic Girthy Realistic Vibrator 8 Inch is $36.99, which is a bargain price considering you not only get a realistic dildo but it has vibrating qualities as well. It’s all about finding the right dildo for you, your body and your wallet.
Cleaning your sex toys is extremely important; making sure that you wash them before and after use is also critical, and the general rule is if it goes inside you, clean it. It’s common sense, really, but just don’t get lazy with it and make sure to put as much effort into cleaning your toys as you would yourself.
Cleaning products you could use include:
- Alcoholic wipes,
- Sanitising tablets,
- Good old, warm freshwater.
Storing your sex toys is just as important as cleaning your sex toys. Many sex toys come in boxes that you can use for storage, but make sure it’s clean and put them not just in a box but consider a bag to put them in, just to keep any dust or debris off the toys themselves. Also, ensure that they are adequately dried; otherwise, the toys can deteriorate.
Dildos with Realistic Balls are recommended for anyone who wants to have a good, old bounce around, no matter race, sex, gender or sexual orientation. These dildos can fill out every fantasy, every role-playing scenario and masturbation session you can think of.
This is what Lisa B. said about the Lifelike Lover Classic Rechargeable Remote Control Dildo 8 Inch “It’s a perfect size and feels real once I have it inside me. I use the womaniser pro 40 on my clit to make me orgasm.
The best fuck I have had. This dildo and my womaniser pro 40 works perfectly together. It feels even better than a man. I nearly squirted. My orgasms were intense. I so look forward to going to bed every night”.
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