The Cowgirl Premium Riding Sex Machine Review

Is the cowgirl truly a premium riding sex machine?

When it comes to high-end sex machines, there’s a certain degree of quality and craftsmanship that you need to expect to ensure that you’re not just paying for a brand name.

With The Cowgirl, I’ll be honest, I was a little sceptical going into it. Not because of the brand, just purely because based on all of the sex toy reviews sites and buzz in the industry I’d heard really good things… and I’m not one to believe the hype until trying for myself.

So, with this in mind, I put on my riding boots and got to it with the Cowgirl. Here are my thoughts.


It might look like a one-trick pony (or cow) when it comes to the features, but don’t be fooled by what looks like a solid black box!

It’s clear that what you’re paying for in the premium price is the degree of control over vibrations and for what you can personally get out of the toy. Now, that’s expected considering the price, but even I was pleasantly surprised at just how much control you are given over the functions of the Cowgirl sex machine.

The controller is actually reminiscent of an instrument effects pedal, in that there are two control knobs which allow the rider to control vibration intensity, rate of rotation, and also the type of vibration pattern. I mean… where else are you going to get the amount of control?

And, this is also the appeal of the machine. You get two attachments that can actually swivel along with vibrating, so that you get a complete hands-off, truly orgasmic experience (all you have to do is try not to spasm across the room as the pleasure hits!).

You can even connect the machine to your smart phone as an external remote (or leave this up to your partner for that added intensity surprise as they control the machine from across the room).

Seriously, the cowgirl has thought of everything.

Build Quality

With a toy that is essentially a seat, you’re going to want that seat to be damn comfy. Luckily, it is, and doesn’t cause chafing or an unpleasant feel as your legs inevitably buckle against the intensity of vibrations!

All toy inserts are silicone and the machine itself is very easy to wipe down and put away. It’s a little larger than most standard sex machines, but as it’s a toy and not a thrusting machine, that is to be expected.


Price is premium, but what you get is a premium sex toy. All I can say here is, if you’re not going to be using this regularly, then it will not be worth the hefty chunk that comes out of your bank account upon purchase.


  • Features galore, and you’re never going to get bored of the swivel and vibration combined settings
  • The smartphone remote functionality is truly a revolution of the sex machine world


  • Not for the feint of hearted who don’t want to push the toy to the upper echelons of its capacity (o, go hard or go home when it comes to riding)

Recommended For:

  • Beginners looking for a machine that can be used no matter the gender. Also for people who have wanted to experiment with a sex machine for a while, and want one that can easily be stored away


With most sex machines I usually tell friends that I’d start with beginners toy kits instead, but then again there is enough here to just buy this and never have to worry about a sex toy ever again.

So, if you have the means to and know you’ll be getting your usage out of it, then I see no reason not to buy the Cowgirl Premium, no matter your levels of experience with sex machines and adult toys in general.


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