What is an egg vibrator?
Despite stating the obvious, an egg vibrator is commonly a standard vibrator with an egg or ‘curved’ shape, but one that is also commonly attached to some sort of remote.
And, with the more modern egg vibrators, you’ll also find ones which are app-connected… so not even any need for it be attached to a physical remote!
The egg vibrator is one of the most popular toys because of its ease to store, its incredible ability to target those perfect and hard-to-hit spots, and also its price in relation to its features.
For example, even the cheaper egg vibrators will have multiple vibration settings within the remote, and are always easy to clean and hide away. Some might be louder than others, but then again you can say that about any vibrator.
How do you know where to start with buying one of these adult toys?
Well, the main aspect you need to consider is price. Do you want to spend more money on an app-controlled egg vibrator, or are you after something a little cheaper with a remote attached to the vibrator?
There are also aspects such as number of vibration or pulsing settings, and the overall build quality of the toy. In this guide, I’ve covered a good variety of these types of toys so that you can make an informed decision on which egg vibrator is perfect for your vibrating requirements! Let’s get into it.
My Ten Favourite Egg Vibrators
What came first, the chicken or you using this Lovense Lush Egg Vibrator? We think the latter, and how do we know this? Well, with its three different speeds and four varied patterns, this egg will make your G or P-spot deliciously scrambled. Not only that, but once charged, you can use it for a whopping 5 hours, so there’ll be no end to the orgasms all night long!
But what makes this egg vibrator even better is not only its array of vibrations but the fact that no matter where you are, each vibration is entirely silent and controlled via an app! So whether you are in a long-distance relationship and looking for a way to connect sexually or feel freaky and want to have some public fun, this egg vibrator will allow you to eggs-plore!
“How do you like your eggs in the morning? I like mine with a buzz!”. The Power Play Egg Vibrator will really give and your lover an egg-cellent start to your day! With up to seven different vibrations to choose from, you will never get tired of the same old buzz.
Whether you are alone or getting naughty with your partner, this egg will provide both your clitoris and inner vagina with the sweet sensation of vibrations, making you orgasm like never before! With a 29-inch wire, you are not confined to boring positions, oh no! So get them karma-sutra books out and start getting flexible because your egg can come too wherever you go!
Do you want a sexual awakening? Well, get cracking and feel alive with this Vibrating Love Egg! With a remote control, you can really get into some controlled play, surrendering to the ten distinct vibrations that your lover can control inside of you, or be the dominant one and take control of when are where your lover will orgasm!
This egg can come “Alive” up to 15 metres away, meaning you can have fun from across the room or maybe even across the restaurant. With this egg, you can delve into many additional sexual fantasies, so what are you waiting for? Get cracking!
Like the Faberge eggs, this luxurious love egg vibrator is something to be desired! Made from silken silicone, indulge your lover with the egg-perience of this decadent vibrator. Tapered at the end for easier insertion, whether you are alone or not, you can enjoy up to eight patterns and 12 various speeds you are in for an eggs-plosive night!
With a remote control, you can give up power or take it depending on how you want to spend your evening. This vibrator is also rechargeable so that you can be buzzing over and over again.
Feel like you are defying gravity with this wickedly powerful love egg! This vibrating egg is perfect for beginners, with a sleek design that is easy to insert; if you are a newbie, this is an ideal introduction for your vagina! With multiple speeds to flick through, you and your lover will be spoilt for choice and rolling in egg-stacy!
With 31 inches of wire, you can have fun with this egg no matter if you are on your own or with your lover, you can decide where or how you receive your orgasms, and if you are interested in getting into control play, then this toy is perfect for you.
Get egg-cited about this wearable love egg vibrator because you will truly feel the effects of all 12 vibrations running through your body with this egg. The remote control and the egg are rechargeable, which means plenty of inner pleasure is guaranteed and unbeatable!
Suppose you want to spice things up or get things freakishly wet. How about leaving the remote control by the bathroom, getting in the shower, and letting your lover take control of your shower time. You’ll have a wash to remember, and you will never want to leave the shower again!
You will not want to egg-nore this Tracey Cox Love Egg Vibrator. With its smooth finish and egg-shaped design, this vibrator, in Tracey Cox’s words, means you can “enjoy a tie-up game or try a new toy combination; the possibilities are endless”. She’s not wrong! From control play to shower sex, this egg will help you discover many orgasms in many diverse places!
There is up to a 10-metre range on this vibrator, so you will be able to feel the vibrations wherever you go! Whether you want to slip an egg in and have some glorious alone time or get your lover involved and have them surprise you with waves of pleasure, as Tracey Cox’s said, “the possibilities are endless”.
Are you a thrill-seeker looking for a brand new egg-shaped thrill? Well, you have come to the right place because this vibrator will make your brain fry! With various speeds and patterns available, you will have a night filled with energetic fun. The smoothness of the egg rubs beautifully against your G-spot, igniting orgasms you will never forget!
With a remote for you or your lover to control and wireless from up to 5 metres away, you can have sneaky and egg-hilarating evenings alone or together.
Let Annabelle Knight’s egg vibrator be your knight in shining armour and rescue you from a non-orgasmic world and wriggle and moan your way off into the egg-shaped sunset! With this powerful ribbed egg vibrator, you will feel every wave from the ribbed design rubbing against your insides, making your orgasms incredibly satisfying.
You will be screaming, “Yes!” Along with the ribbed egg, you will also get seven powerful speeds and patterns rushing through your body, making your toes curl! A 30-inch long wire gives you and your lover room to get creative and enjoy the vibrating thrills in many different positions!
This egg will really hit the spot, no literally! This silicone love egg is designed precisely for the curves of your body to intensify and hit directly onto your G-spot! To unleash this egg’s potential, crack it open with 12 powerful pulsations, vibrations and motions; you will see the sunny side up for weeks!
Give up control and hand over the remote to your lover to relinquish all power and surrender yourself to the tease and surprise of this incredible love egg.
Beginners Guide To Egg Vibrators
How Do You Use Egg Vibrators?
As seen above, each egg vibrator has various uses, so there is no one way of using them. But the main rule across the board when it comes to sex toys is to make sure they are well cleaned and stored correctly. But not just that, making sure to look after your body too.
Make sure to be well lubed up with water-based lube, and be careful that you don’t push your body to stretch too far without the proper lubrication and stimulation because you can cause damage if you are not careful.
Prices vary from low to high when it comes to egg vibrators, depending on what’s included and the quality of the products. For example, the Lovense Lush 3 App Controlled Rechargeable Love Egg Vibrator is $139.99. This love egg is more expensive, but that is due to the app technology and the extremely high-quality materials used.
It’s all about finding what works for you and how much you want to spend. You are paying for longevity as these are reusable products if looked after properly.
Cleaning your sex toys is extremely important; making sure that you wash them before and after use is also critical, and the general rule is if it goes inside you, clean it. It’s common sense, really, but just don’t get lazy and make sure to put as much effort into cleaning your toys as you would yourself.
Cleaning products you could use include:
- Alcoholic wipes,
- Sanitising tablets,
- Warm freshwater.
Storing your sex toys is just as important as cleaning your sex toys. Many sex toys come in boxes that you can use for storage, but make sure it’s clean and put them not just in a box but also in a bag to keep any dust or debris off the toys themselves.
Also, ensure that they are adequately dried; otherwise, the toys can deteriorate.
These love eggs are great for women or men who want to experience pinpointed pleasure on their P-spots and G-spots. Great for beginners and spicing up your sex life, but they are also great for avid love egg pros who want to try new and exciting toys to test out.
As Shiny T. said about the 12 Function Remote Control Rechargeable Wearable Love Egg Vibrator, “This is possibly my favourite thing ever. With so many speeds and patterns, it’s a perfect warm-up toy and great for external stimulation too. Powerful, so kinda loud (but not complaining!) In a quiet room, others would hear or feel it but not out in public. Giving the remote to someone puts a fun twist in”.
It’s all about finding what’s best for you and your body and what will help you achieve the most satisfaction.
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