Lovehoney Luminous Lover Review – Glow-in-the-Dark Dildo

How good really is the glow in the dark dildo?

Alright so, I was sent this toy from Lovehoney and my immediate assumption was that it was clearly just a gimmick, or that that the glow from the dildo would reflect my glum face in the darkness, prior to entrance into where the sun doesn’t shine. 

However, I couldn’t have been more wrong! Not only is this a legitimately fun dildo, it’s seriously orgasm-inducing… Let’s break down what it actually involves in terms of materials, girth, size, and what you can expect when squatting on this glowing girth of spooky goodness…

 

Features

So, the main feature is clearly that the dildo glows in the dark…but that’s not just it! 

 First of all it’s a g-spot dildo, so naturally it’s built with a bulbous head for some serious stimulation. The dildo also has a suction cup, so whether you want to slap it onto the head of your partner as a practical costume or go for a ride in the shower, you’ve got that option whilst also being safe (and secure). Once it slaps, this ain’t going anywhere! 

Using the glow in the dark benefits, this is also a great dildo for strap-on couples fun… seriously, is this actually magic?? 

 

Build quality 

In typical Lovehoney style, it’s a premium dildo that has had some serious attention given when it comes to how it’s made.

It’s latex-free, naturally waterproof and is built from a firm but moveable silicone (so you can ride with vigour and not have to worry about it not moving with you). 

 

Price

At £29.99 you really can’t complain with this one. It’s fun, it’s built well, it offers a nice stretch without being too much of a challenge, and the g-spot tip gives that final bit of oomph to an already oomph-y toy. 

Pros

  • Looks amazing and is a great gift 
  • Compatible wth a harness for strap on play 
  • Suction cup makes this easy to use in the shower 

Cons

  • A glow in the dark dildo simply isn’t for everyone
  • My favourite thing about the Lovehoney ‘Luminous’ range is that they really do make a good gift, so although there’s that novelty aspect, there’s nothing bad about…it simply works! 

    What’s more, it’s a legitimately good g-spot dildo that provides some serious leg-trembling when used correctly. It’s fun for beginners, thick enough for the experienced user, and really is just all-round good fun. 

Conclusion

All I seem to do is toot the horn of Lovehoney, but they’ve really pulled it off with this latest toy. 

Who’d have thought glow-in-the-dark sex toys would be so much fun!? Oh, everyone…. never mind! 

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