Why should you buy a jelly dildo?
Well, despite them looking like a whole load of fun, they just feel incredible.
Commonly made out of PVC, jelly dildos are both flexible and deceptively sturdy. They’re largely waterproof at a submersible level, and many jelly dildos will also come with a suction cup so that you can make the most of the wobbly fun in the shower or bath.
What I also love about jelly sex toys is that they’re so diverse. In this guide alone you’ll see large dildos, beginner ones, strap-on kits, and modern-looking crystal kelly dildos that are reminiscent of a glass toy, without the weight.
Oh, and the toy in position 6 is a ribbed anal dildo, of the jelly variety… what’s not to love there!
Are these toys okay for beginners to use?
Yes! They make the perfect beginners toy because they’re not too firm, and they ‘bend’ well, meaning that you can ease on to them without forcing too much.
Okay, I’m rounding this intro off because I’m headed over to my sex toy kit to remind myself just how fun jelly dildos are to use… I’m sure you’ll be clicking the order button in no time when you realise how fun they are too. Enjoy!
Oh, and I’ve written a beginners breakdown at the bottom of this guide which will answer any questions you have around cleaning, storing or actually using your jelly dildo. Let’s go!
My Ten Favourite Jelly Dildos For Soft, Flexible & Wobbly Fun!
Do you have double on your mind? Well, get ready to cause some trouble with this double ended dildo! No more days of being jell-ous of your partner hogging the dildo because, with this dildo, you can now both enjoy penetration at the same time!
With eighteen inches of flexible material, you can move and bend into any position you want. With the two realistic shafts and lifelike thick veins that run throughout the toy, this dildo even gives you the option of experimenting with double-penetration, whether alone or with your lover.
We all know that crystals are meant to improve your life in various ways, and this crystal jelly dildo is no different. This crystal has magical properties that will leave your anus feeling pleasantly penetrated. For our first-timer anal players, this one is for you! With a slim design, it is perfectly shaped to slide in and out with pleasurable ease (with water-based lube, of course!)
This six-inch anal dildo will have you going up and down more than a jelly-vator! Penetration is made even more accessible with the added suction cup at the base to give you a wonderfully orgasmic hands-free experience.
Are you feeling ballsy? Do you want to get balls deep in some jelly cock? Eight inches of oversized fun gives you the fuckable challenge that you are looking for. If you are a pro-dildo-er and you are up to the challenge, then this dildo is for you!. You will be screaming with delight with all of the shaft’s realistic elements, including the large vein design!
Vaginal or anal play, whatever you are into, and if you think you are brave enough, this dildo is for you. You also get an option of hands-free self-pleasure or with your lover. With the suction cup, you can stick it to whatever surface you want to fuck on and go wild!
Be in awe of these royal jewels as you bow down to this gem which is a magical eight inches long to give you and your lover the night of your lives! With a handful of these jewels, you will feel as rich as royalty with the engorged shaft and bulging veins that would make even a prince or princess blush!
This dildo is all about being penetrated with a no balls design. This dildo isn’t playing around and will give you all the insertion that you desire without any pesky balls getting in the way.
You’ve never seen a dildo this good, so stop right now; thank you very much! Because tonight is the night when two become one!. This double-ended dildo is what you want, what you really, really want, so spice up your life with not just one end but two ends of pure joy! You will be telling your lover, “baby, come around”, to both have some fun on this eighteen inches of pure ecstasy.
Whether you want some solo double penetration or want to get your lover involved in your flexible fantasy, say you will be there to give this jelly double-ended dildo a try!
So you are looking into trying a little bit of anal? Well, get this weapon of ass destruction in your toybox because you are guaranteed a butty-ful time! With a ribbed shape, you can slowly get your butt stretched into orgasmic heights. There is no risk of getting too excited and over-exerting or hurting yourself with only five inches of length!
This jelly dildo is perfect for anal beginners and gives you the option to warm up the dildo to provide you with a comfortable, warm feeling when playing! With this dildo, you are sure to have the time of your life!
We don’t think you’re ready for this jelly! But if you are daring enough, this double ended dildo is for you! With this irreplaceable dildo, you will be able to get your love on top if you want some solo fun with some flexible but firm double penetration pleasure.
But if you want to get your lover involved, get them to say your name whilst riding this bulbous, ridged dildo, giving you both huge orgasms at the same time. Twelve inches of pure passion, you will be drunk in love with this double-ended jelly dildo!
Make your knees wibbly wobbly with this jelly dildo! With twelve inches of insertion fun, you are sure to have some mind-blowing orgasms with or without your lover. Whether you want to be in control of your pleasure or be taken control of, with the slim, flat base, you have plenty of space to get a firm grip on this jelly dildo.
With the girth of this dildo reaching a whopping seven inches, you will be stretched and filled with all of the sensations giving you intense pleasure all night long!
Are there too many dildos to choose from? Are you and your partner wanting to try a little bit of everything? Then this jelly dildo set is for you! You have everything you could ever want, from an adjustable harness to get strapped in and strapped on to a whole new world of pleasure. You also have different shaped O rings to fit all of your dildos and have dildo galore!
- The dildos that are included are:
- 8 inches dildo with balls,
- 8.5 inches classic jelly dildo,
- 8.25 inches cheeky prober,
- 6.5 inches spiral dildo.
The kit also comes with everything you need to keep these dildos clean and ready for use, from a sex toy cleaner to Vac-U-Powder to get the dildos sparkling.
With the included water-based lubricant, you can have an orgasmic head start to your new strap-on dildo world!
You will be pretty in pink with this dildo! Not only is it bright pink, but with its realistic veins and shaft, you are bound to have an enjoyable night! With a suction cup, you can stick this dildo wherever you want it and ride wherever you want!
The waterproof feature means you can stick the suction in the shower and have some shower sex either alone or with your lover. Great for beginners to the dildo world, this eight-inch dildo will be a great stepping stone into the dildo gang!
How are jelly dildos best used? Here’s what beginners need to know
As seen above, many different toys have various uses, so there is no one way of using them. But the main rule across the board when it comes to sex toys is to make sure they are well cleaned and stored correctly. But not just that, making sure to look after your body too.
Make sure to be well lubed up with water-based lube, and be careful that you don’t push your body to stretch too far without the proper lubrication and stimulation because you can cause damage if you are not careful.
Prices do vary depending on what is included and the quality level. For example, the Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock Crystal Jellies Dildo Set costs $129.99, which is a higher price point than a single jelly dildo on its own. Still, you have to bear in mind what you are getting for that price, such as the products included, features, quality, cleaning items etc.
You are paying for the quality, so the higher the price, the better. But it is entirely your choice and what kind of pleasurable toy you want to play with!
Cleaning your sex toys is extremely important; making sure that you wash them before and after use is also critical, and the general rule is if it goes inside you, clean it. It’s common sense, really, but just don’t get lazy with it and make sure to put as much effort into cleaning your toys as you would yourself.
Cleaning products you could use include:
- Alcoholic wipes,
- Sanitising tablets,
- Good old, warm freshwater.
Storing your sex toys is just as important as cleaning your sex toys. Many sex toys come in boxes that you can use for storage, but make sure it’s clean and put them not just in a box but consider a bag to put them in, just to keep any dust or debris off the toys themselves. Also, ensure that they are adequately dried; otherwise, the toys can start to deteriorate.
These jelly dildos are for anyone, whether on your own or with your lover(s). No matter your age or sexual orientation, these dildos are perfect!
As Jolly J. said about the Jelly Double-Ended Dildo, “Ok guys and girls, this toy is not for the faint-hearted. This is BIG, but oh so good. If you have fantasies of DP or being filled to the brim, this is the toy for you. When inserting, you can feel the head and veins which help make it feel more realistic – it really feels impressive! Its flexibility is a plus, and you can get it into a variety of different positions. It’s perfect to use solo or share if you wish. Just make sure you’re lubed up and ready to go!”
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